{"id":106,"date":"2009-06-11T21:47:39","date_gmt":"2009-06-12T04:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=106"},"modified":"2025-11-09T10:33:29","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T17:33:29","slug":"a-quickie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":"A quickie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-109\" title=\"p61100801\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/p61100801-213x300.jpg\" alt=\"p61100801\" width=\"213\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/p61100801-213x300.jpg 213w, http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/p61100801-106x150.jpg 106w, http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/p61100801-729x1024.jpg 729w, http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/p61100801.jpg 1489w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 213px) 100vw, 213px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is just to show off my new pix in hopes of making it a permanent fixture on the main page.\u00a0 And this is the best shot we could get.\u00a0 Damn if I just canNOT get my personality to show up for the camera.\u00a0 I hope to hell it can somehow manage it when I get to stand-up in case I&#8217;m incredibly popular and Comedy Central lets me do a special.\u00a0 Wouldn&#8217;t it suck if the camera didn&#8217;t get all my hot sex kitten vivaciousness!<\/p>\n<p>Oh and check the new pix on the About Me page.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just to show off my new pix in hopes of making it a permanent fixture on the main page.\u00a0 And this is the best shot we could get.\u00a0 Damn if I just canNOT get my personality to show &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=106\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twirling-my-skirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4397,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions\/4397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}