{"id":1078,"date":"2010-03-17T14:46:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T21:46:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1078"},"modified":"2025-11-04T11:14:26","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T18:14:26","slug":"mis-direction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1078","title":{"rendered":"Mis-direction"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Nick Thune, the comedian…<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“Recently my roommate walked in on me while I was masturbating…. um…. I’m sorry, I said that wrong….\u00a0 Recently I walked in on my roommate while I<\/em> was masturbating.\u00a0 And I said, ‘Hey, can I borrow that sock?”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Thune also says, “I wish someone would invent a restaurant named ‘I Don’t Care<\/em>‘ so I can finally go to the place my girlfriend is always talking about.”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n


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And the band LIT has two great songs.. one I’ve posted here before but I may have not done links correctly then.. and have figured it out now.\u00a0 But I love the lyric mis-direction on the second song Miserable.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Own Worst Enemy by Lit<\/a><\/p>\n

Miserable by Lit<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“You make me come ……\u00a0\u00a0 you make me com – plete…… you make me completely miserable.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

This is the kind of comedy that I adore.. the surprise mis-direction.\u00a0 Okay.. well, THIS and slapstick.. I love a good pratfall!\u00a0\u00a0 But perhaps because that is also such a surprise. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

No doubt I require this level of comedy because I’m too good at plot guessing and line prediction.\u00a0 Comes with the territory of being an avid reader and a writer, I guess. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Or maybe I just like surprises…hee hee.
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