{"id":1314,"date":"2010-06-14T08:57:48","date_gmt":"2010-06-14T15:57:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1314"},"modified":"2025-11-03T10:04:00","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T17:04:00","slug":"fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1314","title":{"rendered":"Fishing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Humor is subject to the individual.\u00a0 And\u00a0 it changes over time. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>I was watching an old special from the 90&#8217;s.\u00a0 Some of these women I recognized.\u00a0 They had gone on to do much.\u00a0 And some had disappeared&#8230; and rightly so!\u00a0 They were terrible. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>As it was a special there was music and bad routines from the hostess, and the jokes were pretty flat.\u00a0 But there was one&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>She was talking about Penis&#8217;s.\u00a0 She liked them.\u00a0 She doesn&#8217;t HAVE one.\u00a0 But she does collect them.\u00a0 Like a hobby.., you know, like fishing.\u00a0 The small ones you throw back and the big ones you mount.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>I died!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humor is subject to the individual.\u00a0 And\u00a0 it changes over time. I was watching an old special from the 90&#8217;s.\u00a0 Some of these women I recognized.\u00a0 They had gone on to do much.\u00a0 And some had disappeared&#8230; and rightly so!\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1314\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twirling-my-skirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4485,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions\/4485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}