{"id":1334,"date":"2010-07-30T09:01:12","date_gmt":"2010-07-30T16:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1334"},"modified":"2025-11-03T09:47:13","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T16:47:13","slug":"blow-jobs-the-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1334","title":{"rendered":"Blow Jobs, the Update"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was listening to this comedian, who said…<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

You know how when you’re girlfriend asks you to do something.\u00a0 And you don’t really want to do it, so you do a really BAD job at it hoping she’ll never ask you to do that again.\u00a0\u00a0 Well, my girlfriend does that with blow jobs.<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

A lot of women are like that.\u00a0 Not me particularly but a lot of women.\u00a0 And the reason is blow jobs are a lot of work!\u00a0 It can be exhausting trying to get that man off with just your mouth or the combination of your mouth and your hand.\u00a0 Ah yet, the secret ladies, is he may not need or want to get off.\u00a0 He wants the added flavor of being in your mouth as foreplay!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I say, kick it up a notch!\u00a0 Have him show you how he jacks himself off.\u00a0 Surprisingly not every man does it the same way!\u00a0 Some don’t even use the entire hand, just fingers.\u00a0 Some men don’t stroke the entire shaft, just one small section or just under and over the head.\u00a0 Some men lie down and just fuck their hand!\u00a0 It’s different with every man. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

And the beauty is if he shows you how he jacks off, he’s showing you where is “sweet spot” is.\u00a0 And this is perfect in helping you give him the ultimate BJ.\u00a0 He’ll show you just how to hold him, tell you if you need more spit and help you with how fast or slow to do it.\u00a0 He won’t be shy about it and he’ll love it that you’re asking.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Yet be aware that few women have the hand strength or the arm endurance to jack off a man.\u00a0 Like I said, that can take WORK!\u00a0 Well, perhaps a “professional” does.. but we aren’t professionals!\u00a0 It’s another reason I tell women to make sure they work their arms and shoulders with strength training!
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So remember.\u00a0 It’s not a “job” its a new exploration of the male part we don’t have.\u00a0 Connecting with that opposite.\u00a0 That other human being who has similar parts yet different;\u00a0 similar thoughts yet different.\u00a0 Enjoy his difference and celebrate it.\u00a0 And if you’re not enjoying and celebrating your man, ask yourself why you are having sex with someone you respect so little.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

And move past the bedroom.\u00a0 Not every blow job has to be with him lying down, or you on your knees.\u00a0 What about you sitting comfortably on the bed (like you’re about to read your favorite romance novel) and he stands over you.\u00a0 Spread his legs wide until he’s the right height for you.. the added challenge of staying in that position\u00a0 might heighten everything for him.\u00a0 Plus it gives you access to so many more parts to caress.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Sex, at its best, is an expression of intimacy that is more than just feelings.\u00a0 Its exploration of physical and mental boundaries in a sharing manner for mutual pleasure.\u00a0 Don’t limit it to what works best, allowing yourself to get into a routine.\u00a0 Get silly and try something new or crazy.\u00a0 Who cares if you both end up laughing, sex shouldn’t be so serious!
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Oh and the BEST part of a good blow job is when he ejaculates.\u00a0 (Actually, this applies to WHENEVER he ejaculates!)\u00a0 Because he’s soooo sensitive after that.\u00a0 Sliding your slightly rough tongue over his head after that and watching him groan or twitch or jerk or scream… very, very wonderful. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Sometimes the sensations can get him hard again! \ud83d\ude09<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n


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