{"id":1338,"date":"2010-07-07T08:40:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T15:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2025-11-03T09:53:33","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T16:53:33","slug":"the-first-invasion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1338","title":{"rendered":"The First Invasion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>My kids were watching some cartoon show.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know which one, but apparently, as per usual in kids shows today, some aliens were invading. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>And it was going very, very badly for the invaders. Mishap after mishap kept happening to the poor guys.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>I died laughing when my ten year old said, voice dripping with disdain and exasperation&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong>&#8220;What the&#8230;.!\u00a0 Is this their FIRST invasion?!!!&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My kids were watching some cartoon show.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know which one, but apparently, as per usual in kids shows today, some aliens were invading. And it was going very, very badly for the invaders. Mishap after mishap kept happening &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1338\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-joy-of-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4480,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions\/4480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}