{"id":1362,"date":"2010-07-05T08:39:52","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T15:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1362"},"modified":"2025-11-03T09:54:01","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T16:54:01","slug":"pandas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1362","title":{"rendered":"Pandas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cutest joke from Australian comedian Jim Jeffries…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Do you think Pandas know they are Chinese and are taking the one child policy too seriously?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

He’d been going on about how badly they reproduce.. how they don’t have any natural predators yet are managing to die out even as we beg them to fuck and reproduce.<\/strong><\/p>\n

And I loved his line about the Chinese!\u00a0 Because they can’t be blind to the way this reproduction restriction is going to leave the population in a generation and for some reason they’re not doing anything about it.\u00a0 In an attempt to control their population they limit the number of children a couple can have to one.\u00a0 So when that one is a girl, many (not all, probably.. maybe… hell, who knows really!) they put her up for adoption or leave her out to die.\u00a0 Something that has actually been a tradition in that country for a long time.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In a generation there won’t be enough females to marry all the men in that country.\u00a0 So women will be a high commodity AND they’ll have to start importing them.\u00a0 This isn’t really news, as there have been several articles on this.\u00a0 But think it ALL the way through. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Even if they rescind this policy and\/or stop sacrificing their daughters to the economic greed of needing a male to support themselves in their elder years, or there’s not a war to deplete the number of young men.\u00a0 Even then the demand for wives will exceed the supply.\u00a0 Where might they import Chinese women who speak Chinese?\u00a0 Well, guess what.\u00a0 There are plenty in America. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Most traditional Chinese American’s are often sent to Chinese school to learn the language.\u00a0 They do this for culture but also for economic reasons because to know this language opens doors in the business world for companies that deal with China.\u00a0 And since its America, the girls are taught also.\u00a0 Here we are with a ready market for pretty, available Chinese women.<\/strong><\/p>\n

What will happen after a generation of these, raised American, self-confident, women’s rights loving women marry Chinese men and raise that one child.\u00a0 Raise it with a smattering of American brash self indulgence.\u00a0 Raise it to believe EVERYONE can and should rule themselves.. that its their right as a human.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Revolution.. that’s what’s going to happen.\u00a0 Communism died out in the Soviet Union because we out spent them (after all, who shops better with no regard to consequences than an American!)\u00a0 And Chinese communism will die out because we out-fucked them.. out reproduced them! <\/strong><\/p>\n

We infiltrated through the penis!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Makes me so proud!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Happy 4th of July!!
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