{"id":1495,"date":"2010-08-09T18:15:05","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T01:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1495"},"modified":"2025-11-03T09:46:26","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T16:46:26","slug":"cougar-commercials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1495","title":{"rendered":"Cougar Commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Hornitos Tequila, Makes you do what you wouldn&#8217;t ordinarily do<\/strong> (commercial)<\/p>\n<p>guy:\u00a0 <strong>Gonna call this Hot Cougar I met last night.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>dials phone<\/p>\n<p>Friend:\u00a0<strong> Shhhh!\u00a0 My family&#8217;s in town.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Silence as a cell phone begins to ring.<\/p>\n<p>Friend (yells to the other room with shocked look on his face)<strong> Mom, phone.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I giggled for hours!<\/em><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hornitos Tequila, Makes you do what you wouldn&#8217;t ordinarily do (commercial) guy:\u00a0 Gonna call this Hot Cougar I met last night. dials phone Friend:\u00a0 Shhhh!\u00a0 My family&#8217;s in town. Silence as a cell phone begins to ring. Friend (yells to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1495\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4495,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions\/4495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}