{"id":1540,"date":"2010-09-28T08:19:10","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T15:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1540"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:48:24","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T04:48:24","slug":"desert-and-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1540","title":{"rendered":"Desert and Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>When it comes to dating we all know men and women think differently about it.\u00a0 I was comparing the differences with a friend online chatting and came up with this analogy. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Guys like desert.. the sweet indulgence of the instant gratification and like any kid if they can get it early they&#8217;re thrilled.\u00a0 Girls prefer something more substantial, a serious protein that&#8217;s going to last for days, you know.. they like meat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Umm.. wait&#8230; is there a better analogy?\u00a0 Umm&#8230; let me seeeee&#8230; mmmm&#8230; ah&#8230; nope! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Girls like Meat. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It fits.. we&#8217;ll just have to live with the pun!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When it comes to dating we all know men and women think differently about it.\u00a0 I was comparing the differences with a friend online chatting and came up with this analogy. Guys like desert.. the sweet indulgence of the instant &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1540\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1540"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1625,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1540\/revisions\/1625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}