{"id":1609,"date":"2010-10-22T08:29:56","date_gmt":"2010-10-22T15:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1609"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:45:33","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T04:45:33","slug":"bloggers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1609","title":{"rendered":"Bloggers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I&#8217;m reading a new blogger who&#8217;s humorous posts make me giggle.\u00a0 It&#8217;s basically him mocking others in an email exchange.\u00a0 But his wit is amazingly artistic, leaving you with the impression you WERE insulted, you&#8217;re just not sure HOW you were insulted.\u00a0 Which is even MORE fun when its on someone else!<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.27bslash6.com\">27b\/6<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>So check out the link and read a few of\u00a0 his posts.\u00a0 Whenever I&#8217;ve got a spare moment for reading I go to his site and read him telling off an idiot in a way that makes me laugh.\u00a0 He doesn&#8217;t post often, which makes it relaxed enjoyable reading.\u00a0 Perfect for the few minutes a day I allow myself to suck down a diet drink and call it lunch!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I love this particular snippet on his quotes from an Offspring:<\/strong><\/p>\n<h4>Hygiene<\/h4>\n<h5>&#8220;You should never wash your hands because then you will have  more germs than everything else and other germs will just think &#8220;what&#8217;s  the point.&#8221;<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m reading a new blogger who&#8217;s humorous posts make me giggle.\u00a0 It&#8217;s basically him mocking others in an email exchange.\u00a0 But his wit is amazingly artistic, leaving you with the impression you WERE insulted, you&#8217;re just not sure HOW you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1609\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twirling-my-skirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1609"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3252,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1609\/revisions\/3252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}