{"id":1753,"date":"2010-12-16T10:37:17","date_gmt":"2010-12-16T17:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1753"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:40:04","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T04:40:04","slug":"the-sex-chart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1753","title":{"rendered":"The Sex Chart"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ah.. the beauty of Facebook is connecting with friends I haven’t seen in 25 years!\u00a0 Especially my sorority sisters.. cuz these women I got DRUNK with, studied with, laughed with and lived with on a daily basis for almost 3 intensely important years of my life.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Recently one of them asked me if I still\u00a0 had the Sex Chart I\u00a0 kept back then on the men I’d dated.\u00a0 Oh my, I thought, I’d completely forgotten about that!\u00a0 Back in my college days, being a storyteller AND promiscuous I wanted a way to keep track of my one-night-stands<\/span>, flings<\/span> experiences.\u00a0 They were interesting moments and memories and the details were starting to fade.\u00a0 Being\u00a0 over-organized I created a chart! hee hee.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I know it had at least 13-15 categories in which I scored each man on a scale of 1-10.\u00a0 I can’t for the life of me remember all of those categories\u00a0 (when I’d filled the sheet with more than 20 entries I threw it out!)\u00a0 but I’m sure there were the obvious ones;\u00a0 Penis Length, Penis Width, oral skills, kissing skills, looks, chest, arms, intercourse skills and probably hair! lol
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What I find interesting in thinking about this, is what categories I would add now.\u00a0 Those would be; musical tastes, political views, movie preferences, favorite sport, desire to experiment, plays well with others and the biggest, most important category of all….<\/strong><\/p>\n

Amount of desire for Heather.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Because nothing is more interesting than being in the company of a man (or men) who finds you fascinating, alluring, great company and so hot he can barely keep his hands off you.\u00a0 Or rather, you can barely keep your clothes on cuz he keeps trying to strip you!<\/strong><\/p>\n

With this type of man you can go anywhere and do anything with him no matter the activity and every moment in his company is its own form of foreplay and adoration.\u00a0 My favorite is to take them shopping.. starting with the lingerie department!
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If course if he’s eye candy for you the fun is multiplied hundredfold!<\/strong><\/p>\n


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