{"id":1793,"date":"2010-12-11T10:04:15","date_gmt":"2010-12-11T17:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1793"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:40:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T04:40:57","slug":"ah-the-costs-of-freedom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1793","title":{"rendered":"Ah.. the costs of freedom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Apparently my children have completely inherited &#8220;MY&#8221; perfectly timed, random sense of humor.\u00a0 The usual morning wrestle romp in Mom&#8217;s bed (complete with pinned hugs and tickles from Mom) resulted in this&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>I&#8217;ve got a bear hold on my youngest, who is yelling out to his brother.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong><em>CONOR:<\/em> &#8220;Evan!\u00a0 Help!\u00a0 Get. Me. Outa. Here!&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Conor reaches his arms out as Evan walks to the side of the bed.\u00a0 He grabs Conor&#8217;s arms and tries to pull him from my grip&#8230;\u00a0 (Ha! USELESS!)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>CONOR:\u00a0 &#8220;Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh, it hurts!&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>EVAN:\u00a0 &#8220;Well, you wanted freedom.\u00a0 Freedom Hurts!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently my children have completely inherited &#8220;MY&#8221; perfectly timed, random sense of humor.\u00a0 The usual morning wrestle romp in Mom&#8217;s bed (complete with pinned hugs and tickles from Mom) resulted in this&#8230; I&#8217;ve got a bear hold on my youngest, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1793\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-joy-of-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1794,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1793\/revisions\/1794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}