{"id":1872,"date":"2011-01-14T12:13:41","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T19:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1872"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:35:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T04:35:44","slug":"spitting-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1872","title":{"rendered":"Spitting Class"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been noticing a new trend (okay its new to ME!) in some porn lately.\u00a0 (yes, I watch porn… get over yourself, who DOESN’T!) <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

So this new trend I’m talking about… spitting.\u00a0 Now, I’m open minded and will allow that some people enjoy watching a guy spit on his or her parts to lube then up.\u00a0 And I’ve seen the occasional spit on their partner thing and even have their partners spit on them back.\u00a0 But I don’t find it arousing in any way.\u00a0 Mostly I think.. “Wow, that’s pretty good aim.”\u00a0 Or I just say, “Ewww!!”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

But I have found that sometimes there comes a moment in intimacy where you want or need a little extra lubricant and don’t want to stop to run to the bathroom because you didn’t prepare properly!\u00a0 In those moments a little extra spit can be a wonderful thing, as a quick fix!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Plus there are the times when a man uses his hand to “finish” his lovely sexual encounter.\u00a0 Usually so he can dispense with cuming in a condom!\u00a0 And I’ve found, with some men, that they prefer the extra lube of a little spit in those situations. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Now, if I’m lucky, I’m close enough to participate in this type of external ejaculation.\u00a0 And one such occasion I tried to supply a little lube, with some spit.\u00a0 And almost ruined the moment by giggling. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Because apparently,<\/em> I cannot spit.\u00a0 <\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Apparently<\/em>, I should have been practicing this! (Like a hick!\u00a0 Or a guy!)\u00a0 Who knew it would be a skill I would wish I had!\u00a0 Goodness, did all those girls in the porn movies take a Spitting Class, or something?\u00a0 You know.. right after they spend 3 hours in the gym keeping their bodies toned and\u00a0 just before they get their spray on tan.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

All I know is me and my boys are going to each take a glass of water and start a practicing!!\u00a0\u00a0 Not gonna let those porn girls be better at EVERYTHING!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Besides, maybe a spitting class will cut down on the mess in the bathroom after they brush their teeth!!
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I’ve been noticing a new trend (okay its new to ME!) in some porn lately.\u00a0 (yes, I watch porn… get over yourself, who DOESN’T!) So this new trend I’m talking about… spitting.\u00a0 Now, I’m open minded and will allow that … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naughty-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1872"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2843,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1872\/revisions\/2843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}