{"id":1873,"date":"2011-03-04T10:16:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T17:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1873"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:12:36","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T04:12:36","slug":"praise-for-stegnatis-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1873","title":{"rendered":"Praise for Stegnati’s Revenge!"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK.\u00a0 I’ve finally seen a well-made, funny porn that was GOOD!\u00a0 Good sex scenes, well written dialogue, nicely cast and get this.. not bad special effects!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

If you’ve not already heard of the big budget Pirate porn movie, well.. this is the sequel.\u00a0 Yes, it did so well they did a sequel.\u00a0 And I must admit, THIS is how porn SHOULD be done. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Because its got plot.\u00a0 And by plot I mean it has actual scenes in it that don’t have any sex in them at all.\u00a0 NONE!\u00a0 When was the last time you’ve seen a porn which had THAT! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Most porn movie plot is just a setting for sex scenes.\u00a0 And most of those sex scenes are pretty redundant and boring.\u00a0 Strip… play with her breasts… oral sex on him… a little oral sex on her.. and begin.\u00a0 Change positions here and there, maybe get wild with anal sex and then ejaculate on her body or mouth.\u00a0 Oh you can spice it up here and there with kink and fetish but on the whole MOST porn movies use the above formula.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

And then came Stegnatti’s Revenge.\u00a0 It had elaborate sets, actual acting, a campy plot off of Pirates of the Caribbean and special effects!\u00a0 Oh, and the sex scenes are very good also. \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 It has the best girl on girl scene I’ve ever seen!\u00a0 I really believe these girls were honestly enjoying each other.\u00a0 Not as a loving couple, mind you, but as porn stars ensuring that another porn star is enjoying a sex scene!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

But the best part of this movie is the men in it.\u00a0 Yes, they are hot and hung and good looking.\u00a0 But they can actually act.\u00a0 Of course it helps that their characters are no where near as strong as the women characters in the movie, so they get to act with\u00a0 humor and camp.\u00a0 And they did it brilliantly. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

So the sex scenes worked to get you horny and the non-sex scenes worked because they were interesting, plot driven and pretty funny. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

My favorite scene?\u00a0 When the other Captain, with his Asian wife & her brother (the king of gunpowder), see the giant monster about to attack their ship… he points, squeals and, oh my God… FAINTS!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The big macho Captain with his huge cock rolls his eyes to the top of his head and falls\/waggles to the ground!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Now THAT’s great porn!\u00a0 Sex, special effects, humor and SLAPSTICK!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n


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OK.\u00a0 I’ve finally seen a well-made, funny porn that was GOOD!\u00a0 Good sex scenes, well written dialogue, nicely cast and get this.. not bad special effects! If you’ve not already heard of the big budget Pirate porn movie, well.. this … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naughty-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1873"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3204,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions\/3204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}