{"id":2045,"date":"2011-03-18T20:15:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T03:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2045"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:14:39","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T04:14:39","slug":"st-patricks-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2045","title":{"rendered":"St Patrick’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night Sex God joined Eithne & I at an Irish pub for St. Patrick’s Day.\u00a0 We thought we’d hit it for dinner before it got crowded, get as drunk as 3 people over 40 who all had to work the next day could and go home early. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

And that’s almost what we did.\u00a0 We got there early…. but it was already crowded.\u00a0 We tried getting a table for food, but the wait was probably going to be 2 hours! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

So being adults over 40 we did the smart thing.\u00a0 We’d already paid the cover and got stamped.\u00a0 We walked the 2 blocks to Paty’s (We were going to hit the Original Bob’s Big Boy cuz I wanted a burger, but Paty’s was there and I knew their food was also good, soo…)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The 3 of us were pleasantly “happy”.\u00a0\u00a0 Not drunk, but enjoying the buzz of the few we’d had on empty stomachs.\u00a0 Especially since I’d sent Sex God to fetch me a Midori Kamikazi (which no one can apparently make anymore, dammit) and he came back with a huge sweet kamakazi.. which\u00a0 he ended up mostly drinking cuz I was expecting a shot and still had half my Bailey’s!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

We enjoyed a lovely breakfast at 7:30 pm when we finally stopped joking, talking and laughing long enough to order!\u00a0 Sex God flirting with the waitress who was very cute and me teasing him that he sucks at “closing” which is why I’m such an idea girl friend cuz I rock it!\u00a0 I told him if he truly wanted her we could ask!\u00a0 lol
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We walked back to Timmy Nolan’s and got another round of drinks.\u00a0 I tormented Eithne by trying to find guys for her.\u00a0 Even going up to a guy she swore was too young who I thought might be a little older with a baby face and asked him how old he was.\u00a0 She won, dammit… 24. \u00a0 I’ve been a Cougar too long if 24 is starting to look older to me!!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Sounds all fun and clean, right?\u00a0 So why is this in the Naughty Section?\u00a0 hee hee.. Cuz of what happened after we left and dropped Eithne off at her house.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Sex God and I got naked and, I swear… alcohol is like truth serum to him.\u00a0 Last two times he’s gotten wasted he yaks and yaks and reveals deep truths about himself and we talk and talk and before you know it hours have passed.\u00a0 I’m yawning and we’ve not fucked.\u00a0 And I’m sooo very horny since I’m ovulating AND its a full moon (ok.. close enough).<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

But when a man (especially your man) wants to open up his heart\/soul\/mind\/thoughts\/whatever, you listen.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I mumbled about his talking keeping his lovely cock soft.\u00a0 And he grins and says “Show it some attention…” and sure enough, minutes of my mouth and he’s groaning and hard.\u00a0 Yay!!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

So we fuck and as usual, it’s wonderful.\u00a0 But then he does one of the things that earns him his nickname.\u00a0 He inserts him thumb in my ass in just the right way and suddenly that’s all I can think about.\u00a0 I want him there.\u00a0 And it’s wonderful.\u00a0 Orgasm after anal orgasm and I just need him deeper!\u00a0 We were spoon fucking and I decided to roll on top of him while he’s still in me. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Which totally worked!\u00a0 Except for the fact I didn’t realize we weren’t in the middle of the bed.\u00a0\u00a0 So as I swung my body over his and went to place my foot on the bed… and there was no bed!\u00a0 Onward we rolled right off! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Actually we kinda just tilted and then slipped to the floor.\u00a0 Still connected and laughing our heads off.\u00a0 Thankfully I hadn’t damaged him in any way!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

And like the true sex fiends we are, we pop back on the bed and go right back to what we were doing!\u00a0 He finished getting more orgasms out of my ass but was too drunk to cum himself.\u00a0 So we slipped into dreamland. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh, but when the alarm went off and I hit snooze.. muahahaha.\u00a0 Guess who had morning wood I took FULL advantage of!\u00a0 Able to send my Sex God off to work with a limp cock and a hangover!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Um.. did I do it right?\u00a0 I’m not Irish.
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