{"id":2067,"date":"2011-03-28T21:14:34","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T04:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2067"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:08:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T04:08:57","slug":"poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2067","title":{"rendered":"Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Sex God posted a poem on his Facebook page!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<h6>Ah feather, she brings me dinner<br \/>\nand provides food to last.<br \/>\nMakes me laugh, really.<br \/>\nShe is the vacation, when there is none.<br \/>\nPleasure in abundance, for sure.<br \/>\n&#8230;She connects the dots and<br \/>\nI scramble them, she connects<br \/>\nagain.<br \/>\nWe ROCK together!!!<br \/>\nNo really we do.<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s my best friend,<br \/>\ngirlfriend, we are 2 pea&#8217;s<br \/>\ndeuce, 1 and 1, we know how<br \/>\nto have fun, even when there<br \/>\nis nothing to do&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nThanks Heather feather.<\/h6>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Almost all of his over 900 friends are game-related, but to a girl this means a lot, knowing there are &#8220;real&#8221; friends also, reading this.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong>Made my day!\u00a0 lol\u00a0 Now to artfully say &#8220;ditto&#8221;&#8230;.<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<strong>hmmmm<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sex God posted a poem on his Facebook page! Ah feather, she brings me dinner and provides food to last. Makes me laugh, really. She is the vacation, when there is none. Pleasure in abundance, for sure. &#8230;She connects the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2067\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twirling-my-skirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2067"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2908,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2067\/revisions\/2908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}