{"id":2414,"date":"2011-08-26T09:25:43","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T16:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2414"},"modified":"2025-11-02T20:05:41","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T03:05:41","slug":"more-naughty-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2414","title":{"rendered":"More Naughty Stuff!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can hear my loyal readers screaming it!\u00a0 More naughty Stuff.<\/p>\n

Right… haha.\u00a0 The few readers I do have only sporadically read this blog.<\/p>\n

Which I totally get.\u00a0 Cuz I’ve been busy and wrapped up in work and kids during the summer so on this blog its seems most of my posts are about that!\u00a0 But partly that’s due to being excessively busy. \u00a0 It’s easier to write up a quick post of something funny the kids did than to spend a lot of thought on one I’ve only half worked on.<\/p>\n

Cuz man am I busy at work, with the kids, and dating.\u00a0 Lots and lots of dating!\u00a0 And the irony of that is when you meet many men, you don’t really learn anything new in the Naughty department.\u00a0 New usually comes from play night two or three of a man you’ve found nicely entertaining.<\/p>\n

I have several FWB’s who I adore playing with.\u00a0 They are usually very exploratory, fun outside the bedroom as well as in it and they are drooling to find some time in their schedules to mesh with mine.\u00a0 And that’s the crux of the problem.\u00a0\u00a0 They are never free when I’m free and I’m never free when they are. lol.\u00a0 Like, Tongue God is usually only free for a mid-week afternoon delight, which I can only do when the kids are in school!\u00a0 And when he’s swamped at work, he can’t do that either! lol.<\/p>\n

My Tasty Man plays softball or baseball for fun on his free weekends.\u00a0 Sadly his team is good enough that he’s like NEVER free!\u00a0 Plus he’s a single parent and that makes his evenings as sparse as mine.\u00a0 As much as he wants another play night.. he seems to be never free for it.\u00a0\u00a0 lol.. and I’d really like one also! \u00a0 But I’ll let him call me when he’s free. lol<\/p>\n

Still sorting through the interesting new men but one has already proven to be a favorite.\u00a0 I’ve nicknamed him Phat Boy, cuz his tool has a fat head, hee hee.\u00a0 He also has several pluses.. he likes the same music as me, singing along with me on the radio at midnight after a movie, so fun.\u00a0 He’s very handsome with gorgeous blue eyes & long black lashes.\u00a0 And his length is so nice, not too long, that I can tilt my hip in juuuust the right way that his body hits three sensitive areas down there.\u00a0 Wowza.<\/p>\n

I STILL keep getting emails from men in the OC.\u00a0 lol..\u00a0 Sex God is there, plus Tasty Man!\u00a0 There are too many men in my too far away!\u00a0 lol\u00a0\u00a0 I’m trying to find someone more local!<\/p>\n

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Yummy!<\/p><\/div>\n

But when the email from an OC man is accompanied with a picture of a cute, hot, 34 year old who surfs… well, I gotta meet that.<\/p>\n

I’m sure there’s a law somewhere with heavy penalties if I pass that up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can hear my loyal readers screaming it!\u00a0 More naughty Stuff. Right… haha.\u00a0 The few readers I do have only sporadically read this blog. Which I totally get.\u00a0 Cuz I’ve been busy and wrapped up in work and kids during … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naughty-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2414"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3167,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2414\/revisions\/3167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}