{"id":2474,"date":"2011-12-02T10:06:43","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T17:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2474"},"modified":"2025-11-02T17:48:00","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T00:48:00","slug":"the-slut-union","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2474","title":{"rendered":"The Slut Union"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?attachment_id=2748\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2748\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2748\" title=\"demotivational-posters-mommys-little-angel\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/demotivational-posters-mommys-little-angel-281x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"281\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/demotivational-posters-mommys-little-angel-281x300.jpg 281w, http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/demotivational-posters-mommys-little-angel-140x150.jpg 140w, http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/demotivational-posters-mommys-little-angel.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 281px) 100vw, 281px\" \/><\/a>It seems like every group has a Union or a representative of some sort.\u00a0 Farmers, Teachers, Cops, Firemen, Garment Workers, Auto Workers, Nurses&#8230;. everyone!\u00a0 I&#8217;m wondering if we ever legalized prostitution would we Sluts get a Union?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, its kind of enjoyable to imagine it. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure the meetings would be extremely casual wear, maybe held in a hotel room.\u00a0 Then again, women like the power of their individual hotness&#8230; so maybe there would be a lot of &#8220;Personal Specialty&#8221; wear.\u00a0 That would be very, very fun.\u00a0 Because there would definitely be some &#8220;Ooooo, I love those boots!\u00a0 Where did you get that bustier!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There may not be snacks but I&#8217;m sure alcohol would be served!<\/p>\n<p>And what perks are we Unionizing for?\u00a0\u00a0 John provided condoms?\u00a0 The rights to video tape the work place &#8220;for protection&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Obviously it wouldn&#8217;t be TOO difficult to <em>&#8220;bribe&#8221;<\/em> a politician!\u00a0 We have the currency EVERYONE wants whether they admit it or not! heeheehee<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:<\/p>\n<p>Turns out there IS an advocacy group!\u00a0 PONY&#8230; Prostitutes of New York, there to try and decriminalize it &amp; help support sex workers.\u00a0\u00a0 Thanks to Chip for spreading their good work! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.walnet.org\/csis\/groups\/pony.html\">PONY<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems like every group has a Union or a representative of some sort.\u00a0 Farmers, Teachers, Cops, Firemen, Garment Workers, Auto Workers, Nurses&#8230;. everyone!\u00a0 I&#8217;m wondering if we ever legalized prostitution would we Sluts get a Union? I mean, its &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2474\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naughty-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2474"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3141,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2474\/revisions\/3141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}