Eeeevery so often my body seems to feel like it got an extra dose of”The Horn Dogs”.\u00a0 This always seems to happen round Ovulation.\u00a0 Duh!\u00a0 Of course, a woman would get horny at the time her body is trying to conceive. lol\u00a0 But sometimes the hormone dump I seem to get is a double dose!<\/p>\n
Last Tuesday was such a day.\u00a0 Holy shit, was my mind on sex!\u00a0 Just couldn’t get the overwhelming desire to be doing it from knocking on my consciousness.\u00a0 Every damn minute!<\/p>\n
Of course, it didn’t help that I was exchanging lovely, naughty emails & texts with the HOT man I met last weekend.\u00a0 The one whose picture I posted on an earlier post.\u00a0 (He read the blog and was soooo flattered by it…\u00a0 point, point, point!)\u00a0 So I’m whining about how all this sexting is just making me horny, and he emails me. \u00a0His re line in the email…\u00a0 “Does this help?”\u00a0 I open the attachment and see a lovely picture of him standing in nothing but red briefs.\u00a0 While I drooling over that I look a little closer… is that? \u00a0 Oh yes it is!!\u00a0 A beautiful erection is clearly outlined! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
“Does this help?”\u00a0 Um… NO!!!\u00a0 It does not!!\u00a0 Hahahaha.<\/p>\n
Because with this level of desire hormones running through my system.. I become a little obsessed with what I can only describe as “want”.<\/p>\n
Want.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Want, want, want.\u00a0\u00a0 …. WAAANT!\u00a0\u00a0 Want to touch, to taste.\u00a0 I want to find out all his fantasies and fulfill them.\u00a0 I want to tie him up and find all the points on his body that make him gasp and moan and beg for more.\u00a0 The “Want” was overwhelming.<\/p>\n
I swear I got so very little accomplished on Tuesday!<\/p>\n
And this is the very reason I claim my libido is that of an 18 year old male.\u00a0 Because THIS must be what they go through… this obsession and raging desire.\u00a0 I can only pity the poor teenage boy!\u00a0 Especially the poor teenage boy of my three sons who may have inherited my libido!\u00a0 (All I can say is condoms, condoms, condoms!)<\/p>\n
Thankfully (or not, depending on who you talk to!) by Wednesday\/Thursday my body is back to normal.\u00a0 I can function!\u00a0 Yay… lol.<\/p>\n
Although I’m still getting little mini-orgasms whenever I drive.\u00a0\u00a0 I love my Corolla’s crappy suspension!\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Eeeevery so often my body seems to feel like it got an extra dose of”The Horn Dogs”.\u00a0 This always seems to happen round Ovulation.\u00a0 Duh!\u00a0 Of course, a woman would get horny at the time her body is trying to … Continue reading