{"id":2513,"date":"2011-09-14T08:43:24","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T15:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2513"},"modified":"2025-11-02T17:56:11","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T00:56:11","slug":"conflicting-voices-in-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2513","title":{"rendered":"Conflicting Voices  [in my head!]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?attachment_id=2517\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2517\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2517\" title=\"wakeup1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/wakeup1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"276\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/wakeup1.jpg 332w, http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/wakeup1-141x150.jpg 141w, http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/wakeup1-282x300.jpg 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 276px) 100vw, 276px\" \/><\/a>This is sometimes why I have a smirk of humor on my face.\u00a0 Or bust out laughing or actually participate out loud in the conversation I&#8217;m having with myself.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Body:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;m thirsty<\/p>\n<p>Fat me:\u00a0\u00a0 Have a donut!<\/p>\n<p>Dieting me:\u00a0 Shush you&#8230; drink some water.<\/p>\n<p>Taste Buds:\u00a0\u00a0 Water.. yuck.<\/p>\n<p>Fat me:\u00a0\u00a0 A donut will make you WANT water.\u00a0 Sooooo,\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 have a donut!<\/p>\n<p>Taste Buds:\u00a0\u00a0 I LIKE donuts \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Dieting me:\u00a0 NO!\u00a0 Drink.\u00a0\u00a0 WATER!\u00a0 If you have to eat something have some almonds.<\/p>\n<p>Taste Buds:\u00a0 I don&#8217;t like almonds.<\/p>\n<p>Body:\u00a0\u00a0 Uh.. still thirsty here.<\/p>\n<p>Fat me:\u00a0 Donut!\u00a0 Donut!\u00a0 Donut!<\/p>\n<p>Dieting me:\u00a0 * smacks Fat me*<\/p>\n<p>Fat me:\u00a0 Ouch!!\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;&#8230;..\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;&#8230; donut&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Dieting me:\u00a0\u00a0 Oh bloody hell.\u00a0 Chew some gum.\u00a0 That&#8217;ll\u00a0 make you thirsty enough to want water.<\/p>\n<p>Taste Buds:\u00a0\u00a0 I like gum<\/p>\n<p>Fat me:\u00a0\u00a0 BUBBLEGUM!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>And that&#8217;s how I curb my cravings, which is my body telling me its thirsty.\u00a0 I chew Sugar-Free bubblegum.\u00a0 LOTS of it! lol<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is sometimes why I have a smirk of humor on my face.\u00a0 Or bust out laughing or actually participate out loud in the conversation I&#8217;m having with myself. Body:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;m thirsty Fat me:\u00a0\u00a0 Have a donut! Dieting me:\u00a0 Shush &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2513\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twirling-my-skirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2513"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3059,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513\/revisions\/3059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}