I’m one of the rare few women who squirt.\u00a0 Yes, its an actual thing.\u00a0 And no its not peeing.\u00a0\u00a0 Trust me… Cuz I used to believe the exact same thing, until I did it myself.\u00a0 And then watched a Current TV special on it.\u00a0 They analyzed it and its definitely not urine.\u00a0 Hell,\u00a0 its one of the very reasons I ALWAYS pee before sex!<\/p>\n
But I’ve posted on this particular susceptibility to the men who know HOW to make a woman squirt before.\u00a0 Trust me again… not every man can and not every man can on me who can on others.\u00a0 It’s truly a tricky thing involving a hard & fast finger on that special spot in the vagina that induces it.\u00a0 If I could teach\u00a0 it, I would.. but I think its a “practice thing” that might be best left to couples.<\/p>\n
But one thing I’ve noticed about MYSELF is that I’m also susceptible to Urinary Tract Infections (UTI).\u00a0 I thought maybe it was only a summer thing.\u00a0 You know… it gets hot, I eat ice cream, I gain 5 lbs, my shorts fit too tight & BAM… UTI.\u00a0\u00a0 But having JUST got over one last month, I could feel my body starting down that road again a few days ago.\u00a0 Last month when I felt the symptoms (peeing a lot & it burns when you pee…then the fever.. then feeling like you have to go and barely anything comes out & it hurts bad, then peeing blood, then not being able to control the urge to pee every 10 minutes.. horrid.)\u00a0 If you’ve had it to this stage you know how bad it is.. but if you’ve never had it.. watch for those first symptoms.<\/p>\n
When my body starts down this road, I’m immediately wanting to get to a doctor to get my antibiotic so I’m not incapacitated by this.\u00a0 My brain is screaming.. “Be Efficient<\/em> & take care of this!!”\u00a0 Cuz I gotta work & raise 3 kids, I can’t be down & chained to a toilet.\u00a0\u00a0 But I’m uninsured.\u00a0 So last month, I hesitated & asked my friends if there was an over-the-counter remedy.\u00a0 I was given a lot of advice, but within 20 minutes of receiving it I was already peeing blood.\u00a0 Too far to risk the herbal choice.\u00a0 Down to Urgent Care I went & the cost was only $300.\u00a0 About a month’s premium of health insurance should I have had it.. so I felt I was ahead. lol<\/p>\n Then Monday I felt the symptoms again.\u00a0 And I got frustrated!\u00a0 I’ ha stopped eating ice cream, lost the 5 (ok.. 4! sheesh!) lbs & switched to the looser shorts.\u00a0 I shouldn’t be getting another UTI!!\u00a0 Aahhh.. but two things were different this time.\u00a0\u00a0 One… my Saturday night lover made me squirt.. A LOT.\u00a0 And Two.. I caught it early enough to try the herbal remedy.<\/p>\n A note on the squirting… it’s both pleasurable and painful.\u00a0 It sucks as a lube since its the consistency of pee or water.\u00a0 It can soak your bed, dammit!!!\u00a0 (or your carpet.. depending on where its done.. [shackled to a doorway] Hey!\u00a0 Don’t judge me!\u00a0 His carpet, so who cares.)\u00a0 But, I think it uses the same “delivery system” as your urinary tract.. and it just might open you up to infections.<\/p>\n A note on the herbal remedy track….\u00a0 OMG, I’m so surprised, but it worked.\u00a0 At my first, slightly strained, slightly painful pee.. I ran out & got cranberry pills.\u00a0 I knew to give up sugar for the day, but didn’t realize I also had to give up coffee until after I’d had a few sips.. Sigh.\u00a0 I spent the day downing a glass almost every 30 minutes & avoiding sugar.\u00a0 I took Aspirin\/Motrin to stave off the low-grade fever & painful peeing and waited to see if this would work.\u00a0 Knowing I had Urgent Care up my sleeve if necessary.\u00a0 And it worked!!\u00a0 After 18 hours I felt 100%.\u00a0 Shocking.\u00a0 But saved me $300.00 and I feel great about NOT going down the antibiotic road.\u00a0 That shit fucks up my shit!\u00a0 Literally.\u00a0 Its why I’ve now added Probiotic pills to my cocktail, dammit.<\/p>\n So.. what we have learned:<\/p>\n We learned that herbal remedies actually do work.\u00a0\u00a0 And…<\/p>\n We learned that if your lover is going to try to get you to squirt he should wash thoroughly.. like a surgeon (!)… up to his elbows.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’m one of the rare few women who squirt.\u00a0 Yes, its an actual thing.\u00a0 And no its not peeing.\u00a0\u00a0 Trust me… Cuz I used to believe the exact same thing, until I did it myself.\u00a0 And then watched a Current … Continue reading