So the other day I was plagued by Pixies.<\/p>\n
Pixies made me forget to turn on my alarm.\u00a0 But my body thwarted them by waking up on time.\u00a0 Unfortunately it was also very, very dark & my narcissist kept trying to shush my body so my brain would go back to sleep.\u00a0 Lucky for ME (sarcasm) I had to pee & I’m always suspicious these days of my inner narcissist.\u00a0 Sure enough, I only had 10 minutes of the usual 30 I have to get out the door if I was going to stay on schedule.<\/p>\n
Pixies also got to the clock in the shower at the gym, which\u00a0 is stuck at 4:50 am.\u00a0 But I don’t take that personally since its affecting ALL of us!<\/p>\n
Pixies have completely invaded my sprinkler system.\u00a0 As for some completely unknown reason its going off twice… once at 7 am and again at the time I set it to go off at 9:15.\u00a0 I recently discovered its got a battery since my contractor kept turning off the electricity & I kept having to reset it.\u00a0\u00a0 (The conversation went… ME:\u00a0 Are you almost done with the electrical cuz I’m sick of resetting the sprinklers.\u00a0 HIM:\u00a0 Is the battery out on the timer?\u00a0 ME:\u00a0 Battery???)\u00a0 Pixies obviously screwed the pooch when I reset it again this last time.\u00a0 When I check it, it looks set perfectly.<\/p>\n
That same day…. Pixies hid my cell phone.\u00a0 I spent an hour looking for my cell phone.\u00a0 Turned everything upside down trying to figure out where I set it down.\u00a0 Not in the car, not in my purse, not on any shelf, desk, surface.\u00a0 I called it, but I get sucky reception and went straight to voice mail.\u00a0 Lucky for me (as I was walking in from checking the sprinkler timer – still no idea what the Pixies did) I heard that familiar beep that said I missed a notification from my cell. \u00a0 And STILL couldn’t find it, but I knew it was at least in the house!\u00a0 I called again and waited and waited… silent, listening for the beep.\u00a0 Nothing.\u00a0 Then upstairs about to turn my bed upside down I looked at the window sill and there it was. \u00a0 I set it there sometimes cuz its one of the few places I can get enough bars to get a text or two.\u00a0\u00a0 No idea how the pixies made me forget that…\u00a0 lucky for me its a red cell phone.. easy to spot.<\/p>\n
Happy to have THAT drama solved I’m getting ready to head out to Costco & now I can’t find my iPod Touch.\u00a0 Shopping alone is soooo much better with my music!\u00a0 And I had a lunch apt and the Touch has internet in case the place had free wifi…..\u00a0 grrrrrr… I spend 10 minutes looking for wherever the Pixies had placed it before I had to give up & leave or be late.<\/p>\n
When I got home with the kids I offered a $1 reward for the kid who found it.<\/p>\n
Lucky for me Pixies are no match for Evan!<\/p>\n
Who found it camouflaged amongst the other electronics (PS3, Wii)\u00a0 where I must have set it down for some unknown reason.<\/p>\n
Maybe the Pixies were just celebrating Diwali…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So the other day I was plagued by Pixies. Pixies made me forget to turn on my alarm.\u00a0 But my body thwarted them by waking up on time.\u00a0 Unfortunately it was also very, very dark & my narcissist kept trying … Continue reading