{"id":2677,"date":"2011-11-28T10:07:18","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T17:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2677"},"modified":"2025-11-02T17:48:45","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T00:48:45","slug":"happy-birthday-sex-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2677","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Sex God!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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You can barely see it, but someone glued army men to the rocks outside the exit of a ride.<\/p><\/div>\n

So Sex God turned forty something this month and he found a special deal on Magic Mountain tickets through LivingSocial.com and I went with him as his B-Day present.\u00a0 It was a good deal.\u00a0 $55 for admission, 1 free ride pix & an all you can eat picnic buffet.\u00a0 It was for a specific day & I had the kids, but the Ex took my older boys camping for Scouts so I parked Conor with Grandma.<\/p>\n

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Apocolypse ride<\/p><\/div>\n

And it was a pretty great B-day for Sex God because the weatherman was predicting rain.\u00a0 But it barely sprinkled and 6 Flags doesn’t consider that enough to close most of its rides!\u00a0 Yet apparently everyone ELSE decided to skip going cuz the park was pretty empty for a Saturday!<\/p>\n

We first went to X2 but the ride was being fixed, we found out while in line, so we hopped out of line and hit Viper instead.\u00a0 And I remembered how much fun and terrifying roller coasters were!\u00a0 But I survived and Sex God was ecstatic!\u00a0 And almost no line for the next one!\u00a0 After which I discovered I was starting to get a queasy stomach.<\/p>\n

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This ride has the best first drop & then straight into a tunnel. After that its just loops & loops!<\/p><\/div>\n

Apparently either age or the fact I was going from one roller coaster to another with almost no break was setting off my equilibrium… my seasickness was kicking in.\u00a0 (Just like when I got hugely drunk at ILCA & was feeling sick but couldn’t induce vomited no matter how much I tried.)\u00a0 I bravely fought if off with snacks & breathing and went on the next ride! lol\u00a0\u00a0 My sister-in-law told me later she took Bonine & didn’t have a single nauseous moment.\u00a0 Okay!<\/p>\n

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Hmmm. I felt warmth.. was that fire? Yes, Yes it was.<\/p><\/div>\n

When I hit my limit Sex God sweetly let me sit a ride out! haha.\u00a0 Then suckered me into the X2 minutes before they closed the park.\u00a0 I soooo didn’t want to go even more when I heard about the ride’s flipping chairs!\u00a0 Cuz by then it was dark!\u00a0 But before I knew it I was strapped in.<\/p>\n

I treated it just like birth.\u00a0 Knowing it wasn’t longer than 4 minutes I figured I could tolerate the ride if I kept my eyes closed. I felt warmth & light & wondered\u00a0 if we’d just spun through fire.\u00a0 (Sex God later confirmed that with a “Oh yea!”) \u00a0 I did peak just once and I was soooo glad I’d decided to keep my eyes shut!\u00a0 The world was a giant spinning blur.<\/p>\n

Cuz I have to take my glasses off for roller coasters and lets admit it… I’m pretty blind!<\/p>\n

It’s probably a reason I don’t stare at the face of my men during sex… I can’t see you!?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So Sex God turned forty something this month and he found a special deal on Magic Mountain tickets through LivingSocial.com and I went with him as his B-Day present.\u00a0 It was a good deal.\u00a0 $55 for admission, 1 free ride … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2677"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3145,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2677\/revisions\/3145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}