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<\/a>Of course, in this day and age, I assumed she was talking on the phone.\u00a0 But after a little observation (she was walking and talking all over the locker area) I realized the only conversation she was having was with her “imaginary friends.”\u00a0 She was obviously schizophrenic.<\/p>\nThankfully, she seemed completely oblivious to me.\u00a0 I swear I took the fastest shower on the planet!!\u00a0 Because if she WASN’T an afflicted nut-case then she was a thief PRETENDING to be an afflicted nut-case… and is waiting to steal my new iPhone from my locker.\u00a0 (yea, yea, I should lock it, but knowing me I’d lose the combination or it would stick, blah, blah, excuse, excuse.\u00a0 But I don’t bring my valuable to the gym for this very reason.)<\/p>\n
While I was dressing, she went on with her “private” conversation.\u00a0 I was very thankful her train of thought wasn’t agitating her.\u00a0 I didn’t need “crazy” exploding into something while I was in my panties & bra!<\/p>\n
An one point she left the locker room .\u00a0 I didn’t see her as I left & assumed she’d left the gym completely.\u00a0\u00a0 The next morning I asked Arpi, the regular worker there, how had this woman got into the gym.\u00a0 Not only do you have to enter in your code you have to scan a finger or be stopped by personnel.<\/p>\n
Her answer….\u00a0 “She had a membership!”<\/p>\n
Oh Jeez!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So.. the other day when I went into the ladies locker room of the gym, there was this woman just standing there.\u00a0 She wasn’t changing or dressing after the shower or anything.\u00a0 Initially I barely noticed because I had my … Continue reading