{"id":2701,"date":"2011-12-16T10:42:07","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T17:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2701"},"modified":"2025-11-02T17:44:23","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T00:44:23","slug":"sometimes-its-not-whether-to-do-a-dp-but-which-dp-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=2701","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes it’s not whether to do it but “which” it to do"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I blame the porn industry for thinking of strange things to do and them naming them odd abbreviations!\u00a0 Abbreviations you have to remember and distinguish!\u00a0 I’m not even going to get started on all the different names for different positions.\u00a0 There should be a book!\u00a0 Oh wait.. there is.. the Kama Sutra.\u00a0\u00a0 Well, then there should be a live action instructional video.\u00a0 Without the porn music or ridiculous plots! lol<\/p>\n

Because several weeks ago I had what was probably the best threesome since Vegas.\u00a0 It was special in a lot of ways I probably can’t go into here without the permission of all involved \ud83d\ude09\u00a0\u00a0 But lets just say it was wonderfully “relaxing”.<\/p>\n

At one point I suggested a DP.\u00a0 Which is short for Double Penetration.\u00a0 Now I’ve done this before with interesting results so I wanted to try something different.\u00a0 I wanted to try the version they call a DVP…\u00a0 Double Vaginal Penetration.\u00a0 Yup.. that’s right, two erections in one vagina.<\/p>\n

As with all of these things, the passion tends to disappear as you all work together to try and make something like this happen.\u00a0 So the atmosphere sounds more like one of the Home Depot classes.<\/p>\n

“OK.. you’re going to do the horizontal lie & I’ll come in vertical.”<\/p>\n

“I’m in….\u00a0 wait, watch my leg.”<\/p>\n

“OK….\u00a0 ok…. damm that’s tight.”<\/p>\n

“Try it from this angle.”<\/p>\n

“Use some lube.”<\/p>\n

“OK….\u00a0 wait… got it!”<\/p>\n

“You in?”<\/p>\n

“I’m in.”<\/p>\n

“Well, get out.. that hurts like a muthu-f*cker!!”<\/p>\n

The last part was me.\u00a0 While both men loved the sensations, it was pressing too hard on one part of my vajayjay.<\/p>\n

Yet just like my DP in Vegas where I couldn’t feel any sensations from the cock in my slot because the cock in my ass what sooooo intense…..\u00a0\u00a0 I am undaunted over the DVP.<\/p>\n

I’m positive we just need to keep trying until we find the position that works for all three of us \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Practice, practice, practice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I blame the porn industry for thinking of strange things to do and them naming them odd abbreviations!\u00a0 Abbreviations you have to remember and distinguish!\u00a0 I’m not even going to get started on all the different names for different positions.\u00a0 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naughty-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2701"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3129,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions\/3129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}