{"id":322,"date":"2009-07-11T09:02:13","date_gmt":"2009-07-11T16:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=322"},"modified":"2025-11-08T09:28:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T16:28:44","slug":"labor-cure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"Labor cure"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was speculating on why as a society we don’t use sex for more practical purposes.\u00a0 Now, I can hear\u00a0 confused exclamations of “What the F?”\u00a0you puritans. \u00a0But hear me out.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

I remember being susceptible to seasickness when I went whale watching (an incredibly useless endeavor… like searching for comets in the sky).\u00a0 It happened again\u00a0when I was in Club Med.\u00a0 While there I took a day trip via boat to a little party strip of sand.\u00a0 The difference between the\u00a0ride out\u00a0and the ride back was twofold.\u00a0 One I was sober on the way out so on the way back the seasickness was three times as bad because I was seriously drunk.\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Two, and why I didn’t throw up over the side was because I was being diddled the whole way back by…by… hell I don’t remember his name.\u00a0 Anyway, the point being… pleasure down there completely took away all my nausea and seasickness.\u00a0\u00a0 So I began to wonder… could this useful technique work in other situations.\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Now I’m sure it would work if you were getting say, a tattoo or blood drawn.\u00a0 And I’ll try using my imagination on a seduction scene\u00a0next time I’m getting blood drawn and let you know if it works.\u00a0 (I have a large fear of needles and have to get blood drawn twice a year…so I’m a good test subject.)\u00a0 And I’m sure anyone putting a tattoo on you wouldn’t care if you were playing with yourself while he was doing it!\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

But would this technique work in say… birth?\u00a0 They suggest sex to induce labor.\u00a0 But has anyone mentioned stimulating the clitoris during contractions to help get the woman through them?\u00a0 Screw the breathing crap…fondle me!\u00a0 Just imagine if it works!\u00a0 A vibrator in every delivery room!\u00a0 Birth becomes literally orgasmic.\u00a0 The C-section rate would decline down to nothing!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Seriously…I think I’m on to something!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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I was speculating on why as a society we don’t use sex for more practical purposes.\u00a0 Now, I can hear\u00a0 confused exclamations of “What the F?”\u00a0you puritans. \u00a0But hear me out. I remember being susceptible to seasickness when I went … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naughty-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4406,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions\/4406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}