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<\/a>That 1st scene of The Kid on stage, with the Cub innocence, just stripping like he was in his bedroom. As perfect as his ass!<\/p><\/div>\n
My solution, since I’m craving lust, is to watch the movie Magic Mike.\u00a0\u00a0 Yes, I’m sure you are all surprised that I’ve not seen it when it came out in the theaters…. and I will admit all that beefcake WOULD look rather good up on the BIG screen… but I’m a cheap slut and don’t want to pay $$ for anything less than a special effects movie.\u00a0 And well, Magic Mike doesn’t fall into that category!<\/p>\n
It had one thing about it that was both good and bad.\u00a0 It was a little too real.\u00a0\u00a0 The acting felt it was more ad-libbed than scripted.\u00a0\u00a0 Because I’ve heard talk like that.\u00a0 Lots of hemming and hawing and shrugs and mumbles; bullshitting, pranking, body slapping & scamming; everybody with their own agenda.\u00a0 Lets face it ladies…. this is often how men talk to each other!\u00a0\u00a0 This is often as “deep” as the young generation sometimes gets!<\/p>\n
And then there is the dancing.\u00a0 Now I adore the male body, the way it moves, looks, its all delicious.\u00a0 And sometimes eye candy for me it watching men interact with each other, casual, relaxed, half-strut-half-buddy, looking around at the ladies like a hunting pack.\u00a0 (Mostly because when a member of the “pack” sees me staring with my knowing grin it usually causes quite a stir.)\u00a0 But I’d forgotten how male strippers tend to leave me cold when they “dance.”<\/p>\n
I’m wondering if male strippers dance the way they prefer female strippers to dance.\u00a0 With lots of fucking innuendo… literally.\u00a0\u00a0 Pelvic thrusts aren’t actually very hot, and faster ones sometimes do the opposite of turn me on.\u00a0 And don’t most women hate it when guys grab their crotch?!\u00a0\u00a0 Now a lot of the dance moves I can admire for the skill to be able to move that beautiful body with athleticism and they ALL look good in the costumes and what woman DOESN’T love the show of strength of being picked up like you weigh nothing.\u00a0 But there is one scene where a guy is shaking his ass sooooo hard that it is literally flapping.\u00a0 Nope… that’s not attractive.<\/p>\n
When I was in my 20’s my girlfriends and I went to Chippendales.\u00a0 And I had the same reaction.\u00a0 The guys were hot.\u00a0 But they were over-muscled, over-oiled and we all assumed they were Another time (again in my 20’s) I was at a bridal shower and someone had hired a stripper and while he had a not bad body, part of his act was to rub his little pouch of private parts on the knees and legs of the sitting audience.\u00a0 (No, we were NOT screaming in joy over a naked man in the room… giggling perhaps but not screaming.)\u00a0 I distinctly remember wondering if he thought this turned us on.\u00a0 Upon looking back I can only pity that poor, poor young guy!\u00a0 We were less than impressed.<\/p>\n As a Cougar I completely preferred the character The Kid to Magic Mike, just in looks.\u00a0\u00a0 And happily I’m not as callous as Joanne, obviously using Mike’s body while discarding his humanity.\u00a0\u00a0 Although I’m surprised there aren’t any scenes of the obsessive fan, hooked, ever since that ONE night her fantasy took her home and nailed her.\u00a0 Its’ one of the reasons my friends and I felt strippers were not heterosexual or didn’t respect US for coming to see them strip down and few of us wanted to sleep with someone who didn’t at least “like” us. lol<\/p>\n I think there needs to be a male strip club where the men are taught to strip in a way that is more sensual, more seductive, more mesmerizing.\u00a0 But then again, perhaps the silliness of the dancing allows some women to resist getting TOO caught up in the fantasy.\u00a0\u00a0 Because when a very physically hot man walks toward you with seduction on his mind and begins to take his clothes off… yes… that is incredibly difficult to resist.<\/p>\n I know this cuz when I watch Sex God undress or put clothes ON for that matter, the natural way his body moves is sexy, seductive and arousing.\u00a0\u00a0 And when Ultimate Man looks at me fully clothed, knowing underneath is a body that rivals The Kid (and I’m not kidding about that ladies, remember…. Ultimate Man is an underwear model) well, stripping is what my libido is screaming for.<\/p>\n But if either of those men… or Hottie or Tongue God or Tasty Man or my Phat Boy as they all are very, very sexy men… were to begin pelvic thrusts in their underwear… well, I’d break out in the giggles.<\/p>\n So did Magic Mike do it for me?\u00a0 In some ways it was predictably bad.\u00a0 The Kid had to go get himself into trouble and Mike had to bail him out.\u00a0 And fall in love with the sister.\u00a0 And get his hopes and dreams of a business or 10% of the Miami job fall through.\u00a0 Expected.\u00a0 But at least it was a quick fix to get The Kid outa trouble and not a long drawn out process, the Miami job went through for the others instead of EVERYONE getting scammed and let down and the sister got to fuck the dancer…. sometimes movies end in a way that NO ONE has a happy ending!<\/p>\n And in some ways the eye candy wasn’t as wonderful as I’d hoped.\u00a0\u00a0 Not that it wasn’t delicious to watch.\u00a0\u00a0 But let’s be honest.\u00a0\u00a0 It’s much more fun to watch when I can actually touch that man, kiss that man, nibble that man, fuck that man and then sleep next to that man satisfied and knowing there will be a present for me when I wake up in the morning. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So with the stress of the kids & work & my Dad and my slowly resolving feelings about Chicago (don’t even get me started on Mercury being in retrograde lmao)\u00a0 I’ve been very, very horny lately.\u00a0\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0\u00a0 Apparently I deal … Continue reading flaming<\/del> homosexual.\u00a0 Once the act was over we could stay and drink and they opened their doors to guys who would swarm in hoping to pick up desperate\/horny\u00a0 women.\u00a0 Which I thought was hilarious because we were wanting HOT gorgeous men like we just saw on stage and that is definitely NOT what was coming into the bar.<\/p>\n