{"id":3971,"date":"2013-01-29T15:13:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T22:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=3971"},"modified":"2025-11-02T17:20:26","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T00:20:26","slug":"500-posts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=3971","title":{"rendered":"500 posts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot believe I have reached post number 500 on this blog.<\/p>\n<p>I began this journey with my f<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" alt=\"\" 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It was at the insistence of my friend Gina, who every Thursday for an hour while our sons&#8217; were at a class, I would make her laugh with my stories.\u00a0\u00a0 &#8220;You need a blog!\u00a0 You are hilarious!&#8221;\u00a0 she kept telling me.\u00a0 She was apparently very convincing!<\/p>\n<p>So I did it.\u00a0 I paid for website hosting and started archiving the amusing stories from my past and my life and my unique perspective on things. \u00a0It proved to be a wonderful outlet and something to look forward to every day. &#8220;Did anyone comment on the blog posting?&#8221; became a constant hope, although few people actually did comment. 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