{"id":497,"date":"2009-08-11T10:44:40","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T17:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=497"},"modified":"2025-11-07T10:33:37","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T17:33:37","slug":"a-good-gaffaw-on-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=497","title":{"rendered":"A good Gaffaw on Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">This is really just too cute not to pass on!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">1.\u00a0\u00a0 Don&#8217;t imagine you can change a man &#8211; unless he&#8217;s in diapers.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">2.\u00a0 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You shut the door!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">3.\u00a0 If they put a man on the moon&#8230; they should be able to put them\u00a0ALL up there.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">4.\u00a0 Go for the younger man&#8230; you might as well, they never mature anyway.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">5.\u00a0 Best way to get a man to do something is to tell him he&#8217;s too old for it or its too hard for him.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">6.\u00a0 Love is blind&#8230; but Marriage is a real EYE-Opener!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">8.\u00a0 If he asks what sort of books you&#8217;re interested in&#8230; tell him checkbooks!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is really just too cute not to pass on! 1.\u00a0\u00a0 Don&#8217;t imagine you can change a man &#8211; unless he&#8217;s in diapers. 2.\u00a0 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You shut the door! 3.\u00a0 If they &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=497\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3429,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions\/3429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}