{"id":612,"date":"2009-09-16T08:50:06","date_gmt":"2009-09-16T15:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=612"},"modified":"2025-11-07T10:28:27","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T17:28:27","slug":"more-funny-to-share-with-my-peeps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=612","title":{"rendered":"More funny to share with my Peeps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;RE FROM CALIFORNIA IF&#8230;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.<\/p>\n<p>You make over $300,000 and still can&#8217;t afford a house.<\/p>\n<p>You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.<\/p>\n<p>Your child&#8217;s 3rd Grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and\u00a0 is named Flower.<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t remember&#8230; is pot illegal?<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor OR two fathers and a surrogate.<\/p>\n<p>A really great parking space can really move you to tears.<\/p>\n<p>Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.<\/p>\n<p>The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.<\/p>\n<p>You still can&#8217;t remember&#8230; is\u00a0pot\u00a0 illegal?<\/p>\n<p>Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s barely sprinkling rain so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.<\/p>\n<p>You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells phones.<\/p>\n<p>Both you AND your dog have therapists.<\/p>\n<p>The Terminator is your governor.<\/p>\n<p>HEY!!\u00a0 Is pot illegal?????<\/p>\n<p>If you drive illegally, they take your driver&#8217;s license.\u00a0 If you&#8217;re here illegally, they want to give you one.<\/p>\n<p>It takes you at least an\u00a0 hour to drive 5 miles.<\/p>\n<p>There are more limousines on the road than any other vehicle&#8230; almost.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;RE FROM CALIFORNIA IF&#8230;. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can&#8217;t afford a house. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=612\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3403,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions\/3403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}