{"id":77,"date":"2009-06-25T08:59:59","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T15:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2025-11-09T10:26:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T17:26:03","slug":"off-to-the-beach-with-the-kidsso-a-quickie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Off to the beach with the kids…so a quickie"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00a0<\/span>‘Good \u00a0friends are like stars……..<\/span><\/p>\n

You don’t always see \u00a0them, but you know they are always there.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>How \u00a0quickly the years pass<\/span><\/p>\n

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Tips \u00a0for the ladies in year 2009<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

1.\u00a0 Aspire to be Barbie – but only in the fact that the bitch has everything.\u00a0<\/p>\n

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every colour. \u00a0<\/p>\n

3. Take life with a pinch of salt . . . A \u00a0wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila!<\/p>\n

4. In \u00a0need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the \u00a0girls!<\/p>\n

5. Go on the 30 day diet. \u00a0(I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).<\/p>\n

6. When life \u00a0gets you down – look around,\u00a0see that girl worse off than you and get over it.<\/p>\n

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your\u00a0personality.<\/p>\n

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. \u00a0They know me here.. \u00a0<\/p>\n

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it \u00a0myself.<\/p>\n

10. When life gives you lemons in 2009 – turn \u00a0it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.<\/p>\n

11. I love this quote from another blogger – I’ll stick to Vodka…Champagne is just Ginger Ale that knows somebody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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