I have this on my favorite t-shirt which I can’t wear for soon to be obvious reasons!<\/p>\n
Taoism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shit Happens
\nHare Krishna:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
\nHinduism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The Shit Happened Before
\nIslam: \u00a0\u00a0 – \u00a0 \u00a0 If Shit Happens Take a Hostage
\nZen:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What is The Sound of Shit Happening?
\nBuddhism: \u00a0\u00a0 – \u00a0 \u00a0 When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
\nConfusianism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Confucius Say, “Shit Happens”.
\n7th Day Adventist: \u00a0\u00a0 – \u00a0 \u00a0 Shit Happens On Saturdays
\nProtestantism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
\nCatholicism: \u00a0\u00a0 – \u00a0 \u00a0 If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
\nJehovah’s Witness:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Knock Knock, “Shit Happens”.
\nAtheism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 There is No Shit
\nAgnosticism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I Don’t Know Whether Shit Happens
\nUnitarian:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 What Is This Shit!
\nMormon:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shit Happens Again & Again & Again
\nJudaism: \u00a0\u00a0 – \u00a0 \u00a0 Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
\nRastafarianism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Let’s Smoke This Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I have this on my favorite t-shirt which I can’t wear for soon to be obvious reasons! Taoism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shit Happens Hare Krishna:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong Hinduism:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The Shit Happened Before Islam: \u00a0\u00a0 – … Continue reading