{"id":912,"date":"2009-12-30T22:13:28","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T05:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=912"},"modified":"2025-11-05T10:04:26","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T17:04:26","slug":"flummoxed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=912","title":{"rendered":"Flummoxed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>I own these wonderful dress pants that cling very nicely.\u00a0 Unfortunately I cannot wear regular panties with them.\u00a0 So.. not really wanting to go commando\u00a0 (okay&#8230; quiet with the cheering from the males!)\u00a0 I went out and bought a thong.\u00a0 (Wow.. that got them quiet.. but I think they&#8217;re lost in the visualization!)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Anyway.. I bought a nice soft cotton thong and wore it with the pants today.\u00a0 It wasn&#8217;t bad or uncomfortable at all.\u00a0 Actually it was the opposite.\u00a0 It, well, it kind of hugged certain areas in a way that reminded me that I&#8217;m at mid-cycle, ovulation, and I&#8217;m at my horniest point of the month.\u00a0 It\u00a0did that A LOT!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Then during a trip to the bathroom at the courthouse\u00a0 (jury duty&#8230; weeeee.\u00a0 And boy is that going to be a fun blog!)\u00a0\u00a0 I noticed a flap of material on the inside edge of the thong.\u00a0 And giggled.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>I had put it on sideways!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Completely useless to bother fixing it.. but it did make the experiment of <em>&#8220;thongs are okay<\/em>.. <em>buy more<\/em>&#8221;\u00a0 null and void!\u00a0\u00a0 I guess I&#8217;ll just have to repeat the trial run.\u00a0 Hopefully on a day I&#8217;m not pre-set to being exceptionally horny!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I own these wonderful dress pants that cling very nicely.\u00a0 Unfortunately I cannot wear regular panties with them.\u00a0 So.. not really wanting to go commando\u00a0 (okay&#8230; quiet with the cheering from the males!)\u00a0 I went out and bought a thong.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=912\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twirling-my-skirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=912"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3356,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912\/revisions\/3356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}