{"id":996,"date":"2010-02-04T21:00:47","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T04:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=996"},"modified":"2025-11-05T10:03:33","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T17:03:33","slug":"valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=996","title":{"rendered":"Valentine’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hee hee.\u00a0 I’ve found the perfect way to test whether a man is truly single or not.\u00a0 I’ve been offering up the Saturday evening before Valentine’s Day.\u00a0 If they’re single.. shouldn’t be a problem.\u00a0 Ah, but if they aren’t.. they are amazingly reluctant to accept that day.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

This solution came to me when a man said, “when!” and I said, “where?”\u00a0 And before I knew it they were babbling about roommates and hotel rooms.\u00a0 See I recently realized that there really isn’t a way to know if a man is lying or not about being single.\u00a0 Although I do know the ones who open their home to me are not attached but sometimes I’m not positive about the ones who avoided having me in their home.
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So.. Valentine’s day is the perfect opportunity!\u00a0 And I already tested the theory.\u00a0 I offered it to Mr. “When!” and he completely avoided accepting a night with me on the 13th!\u00a0 I guess I know where he stands in the attachment zone.\u00a0 Now to test it on the others! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Hey!\u00a0 I’m not really evil…\u00a0 I’m just efficient.\u00a0 Naw….\u00a0 I’m evil!
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Hee hee.\u00a0 I’ve found the perfect way to test whether a man is truly single or not.\u00a0 I’ve been offering up the Saturday evening before Valentine’s Day.\u00a0 If they’re single.. shouldn’t be a problem.\u00a0 Ah, but if they aren’t.. they … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-naughty-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3348,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions\/3348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}