{"id":1212,"date":"2010-05-21T08:47:23","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T15:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1212"},"modified":"2010-05-21T11:16:38","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T18:16:38","slug":"40-virgins-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1212","title":{"rendered":"40 Virgins in Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"

My mother is going to a Muslim country.\u00a0 She has to wear an Abaya to completely cover up.\u00a0 And it brings up one of the most laughable part of Islamic belief.\u00a0 The part that Westerners seem to think motivates so\u00a0 many terrorists (actually I’m sure there’s\u00a0 money involved.. that’s the worlds real motivator.)
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The reward of “getting” 40 Virgins in Heaven. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I mean, how is that a reward?!\u00a0 I had a virgin ONCE.\u00a0 We tried to have sex 4 times and 4 times he never managed to “copulate” with me before he “finished.” \u00a0 So ladies, I wouldn’t recommend a Jihad, because 40 inexperienced or sexually dysfunctional men sounds more like my personal Hell than Heaven.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

And lets take a look at just what women might still be virgins in Heaven for any terrorist to choose from.\u00a0 Assuming you don’t “age” in Heaven you’ve got pre-pubescent girls (so now you go from terrorist to pedophilia – not an un-logical step in my book).\u00a0 Or you have very young women or older girls who died “tragically” young.\u00a0\u00a0 And now have soooooo much drama to talk through, with you the only shrink – run, boy, run!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Or you can choose from probably the largest source of virgins in heaven.\u00a0 Catholic Nuns.\u00a0 Which if you look at it is almost poetic justice. \u00a0 Nothing seems more fair to me for a terrorist who cowardly and immaturely attacks innocent citizens (to try and make a political and religious point, no less!) than for him to be stuck with 40 Catholic Nuns armed with rulers!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Guess there is a God.
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