{"id":1276,"date":"2010-05-26T05:16:11","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T12:16:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1276"},"modified":"2025-11-03T10:11:11","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T17:11:11","slug":"shit-my-kids-ruined","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1276","title":{"rendered":"Shit My Kids Ruined"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>I truly never thought I&#8217;d see a web page that made me want to run out and find a photo!\u00a0 Thanks, AGAIN, to\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/thebloggess.com\/\">The Bloggess<\/a> for being big enough that someone sent this hysterical link to her.\u00a0 To all the parents who might be reading my blog&#8230; this site should be a staple we add to on a regular basis!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com\/\">Shit my kids ruined<\/a> <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>I especially enjoyed the &#8220;my sanity&#8221; one!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I truly never thought I&#8217;d see a web page that made me want to run out and find a photo!\u00a0 Thanks, AGAIN, to\u00a0\u00a0The Bloggess for being big enough that someone sent this hysterical link to her.\u00a0 To all the parents &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/?p=1276\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twirling-my-skirt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1281,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions\/1281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heatherbarton.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}