Author Archives: Heather

The Bloggess

Now you may not notice the My Favorite Links section  over there to the right… but I don’t put those up just for the hell of it.  These are the sites that I check daily because they are often quite … Continue reading

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Jury Duty

I can’t believe its been months since I went through the Jury Duty process.  I’ve been meaning to blog the experience and have simply been too busy.  I’d blame the holidays but really.. I can only blame my social life!  … Continue reading

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Rocky Horror Elvis Karaoki

ST. PATRICK’S DAY!!! I had a truly unique experience this St. Patrick’s Day.  My date took me to a little Irish Pub called McClune’s down in Tustin.  We went a little early to make sure we got a table because … Continue reading

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How to create a villain

I met a unique man a bit ago.  What I saw into his personality and soul and what I speculated about his childhood and past made me realize his background would make the perfect back story for a villain in … Continue reading

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Mis-direction

From Nick Thune, the comedian… “Recently my roommate walked in on me while I was masturbating…. um…. I’m sorry, I said that wrong….  Recently I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.  And I said, ‘Hey, can I … Continue reading

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Child Labor

Saturday was a lovely morning of watching my kids (12, 10 & 8 – all boys) clean my house.  How did I get them to do THAT you may ask.. well, if you’ve read the blog from the beginning you’ve … Continue reading

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SeductiveMinion and UrbanCougar

So out of sheer overwhelming response, as I’ve told you, I closed the online dating profile to emails.  But before that, in order to write up the online site as a great place for Cougars to meet Cubs I had … Continue reading

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White Rabbits and Coachella

Today I decided I HAD to go to Coachella.  No matter the obstacles that may stand in my way, I was going this year.  Coachella is an outdoor festival and honestly I’ve never had that experience and I’d like to.   … Continue reading

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Male Patterns

I see patterns everywhere.  The most fun have been the patterns in my dating life amongst the men.  It went like this. I’d get a bunch of emails from good looking Latinos and then lots of sexy black men.  There … Continue reading

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Show it don’t tell it.

Getting “help” from other writers often comes in little vague statements like the one above.. “show it, don’t tell it.”   It drove me nuts because I kept hearing how important this was to your writing but it was so obscure … Continue reading

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