I blame the porn industry for thinking of strange things to do and them naming them odd abbreviations! Abbreviations you have to remember and distinguish! I’m not even going to get started on all the different names for different positions. There should be a book! Oh wait.. there is.. the Kama Sutra. Well, then there should be a live action instructional video. Without the porn music or ridiculous plots! lol
Because several weeks ago I had what was probably the best threesome since Vegas. It was special in a lot of ways I probably can’t go into here without the permission of all involved 😉 But lets just say it was wonderfully “relaxing”.
At one point I suggested a DP. Which is short for Double Penetration. Now I’ve done this before with interesting results so I wanted to try something different. I wanted to try the version they call a DVP… Double Vaginal Penetration. Yup.. that’s right, two erections in one vagina.
As with all of these things, the passion tends to disappear as you all work together to try and make something like this happen. So the atmosphere sounds more like one of the Home Depot classes.
“OK.. you’re going to do the horizontal lie & I’ll come in vertical.”
“I’m in…. wait, watch my leg.”
“OK…. ok…. damm that’s tight.”
“Try it from this angle.”
“Use some lube.”
“OK…. wait… got it!”
“You in?”
“I’m in.”
“Well, get out.. that hurts like a muthu-f*cker!!”
The last part was me. While both men loved the sensations, it was pressing too hard on one part of my vajayjay.
Yet just like my DP in Vegas where I couldn’t feel any sensations from the cock in my slot because the cock in my ass what sooooo intense….. I am undaunted over the DVP.
I’m positive we just need to keep trying until we find the position that works for all three of us 🙂
Practice, practice, practice!