I was speculating on why as a society we don’t use sex for more practical purposes. Now, I can hear confused exclamations of “What the F?” you puritans. But hear me out.
I remember being susceptible to seasickness when I went whale watching (an incredibly useless endeavor… like searching for comets in the sky). It happened again when I was in Club Med. While there I took a day trip via boat to a little party strip of sand. The difference between the ride out and the ride back was twofold. One I was sober on the way out so on the way back the seasickness was three times as bad because I was seriously drunk.
Two, and why I didn’t throw up over the side was because I was being diddled the whole way back by…by… hell I don’t remember his name. Anyway, the point being… pleasure down there completely took away all my nausea and seasickness. So I began to wonder… could this useful technique work in other situations.
Now I’m sure it would work if you were getting say, a tattoo or blood drawn. And I’ll try using my imagination on a seduction scene next time I’m getting blood drawn and let you know if it works. (I have a large fear of needles and have to get blood drawn twice a year…so I’m a good test subject.) And I’m sure anyone putting a tattoo on you wouldn’t care if you were playing with yourself while he was doing it!
But would this technique work in say… birth? They suggest sex to induce labor. But has anyone mentioned stimulating the clitoris during contractions to help get the woman through them? Screw the breathing crap…fondle me! Just imagine if it works! A vibrator in every delivery room! Birth becomes literally orgasmic. The C-section rate would decline down to nothing!
Seriously…I think I’m on to something!