Author Archives: Heather

Ah.. the costs of freedom

Apparently my children have completely inherited “MY” perfectly timed, random sense of humor.  The usual morning wrestle romp in Mom’s bed (complete with pinned hugs and tickles from Mom) resulted in this… I’ve got a bear hold on my youngest, … Continue reading

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BJ’s Disclaimer

I was reading over some comments on  my blog posts and came across one who made a brilliant point… “Sometimes I felt I had to perform quickly. That, because they gave me oral that I was just supposed to cum … Continue reading

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How a man drives

When I leave for work and head for the freeway I’m reminded daily of driving choices that people make.  The freeway I use has two entrances, one going East and one going West.  Both are right turns, one at the … Continue reading

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Learning Tears

A friend sent me the link to this artists blog.  And I must admit some of her stuff is truly entertaining, especially because its accompanied by artwork. God of Cake The post was a long story of how as a … Continue reading

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Dad vs Daddy

I love my Dad.  I love him like the 47 year old woman I am.  I’ve accepted him for the human he is and I love him faults and all.  It’s a plain, simple, uncomplicated feeling.  I’m over the common  … Continue reading

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Cab anyone?

A recent work trip to San Francisco was both fun and a little enlightening about myself.  It was fun because I’ve made good friends with some fellow vendors that I only end up actually seeing at shows.  Two of them … Continue reading

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Math meets English

I was listening to a song the other day.  The lyrics went, “I won’t do you no harm.” And the writer in me kept correcting questioning his meaning because he used the double negative.    Knowing that two negatives cancel … Continue reading

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Controversial Viewpoint

I have never understood why the “oldest profession” is illegal in this country.  There are some perfectly civilized countries where a woman has the right to exchange money for sex.  Why not us?  Aren’t we the land of opportunity ?! … Continue reading

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Environmentalism

I was talking the other day about going Green and telling the tale my father admitted to me recently. His wife won’t let him use the dishwasher in their condo anymore.  She claims since  its just the two of them … Continue reading

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Bully-fied Turnaround

My middle son has a huge, loving heart.  He’s pretty shy but a bundle of happy fun with people he knows.  And he’s been bullied at school for the past 4 years. Mostly just name calling and the classic “I’m … Continue reading

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