Author Archives: Heather

Dolphine Sur

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Heather

My brother-in-law (sister’s hubby) is a Urologist (yes, that’s Penis Doctor.. you surprised?!) He trained in the Navy with the newest, coolest techniques and is now working at UCSD. Anyway, Sea World had a problem with one of their dolphins … Continue reading →

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40 Year Old Girlfriend

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Heather

So my emotions dipped a toe into Girlfriend Mode and I’m noticing a difference in myself in Girlfriend Mode pre-marriage compared to Girlfriend Mode post-marriage. As Sheldon would say from Big Bang Theory.. Fascinating. I can only assume maturity has … Continue reading →

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Girlfriend Mode

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Heather

So here I hover.. on the brink of Girlfriend Mode.  Studying this possibility… this road.  Observing the scenery I see and wondering if I want or even CAN walk down it. I see the Flower Bed of Feelings.  Pretty, but … Continue reading →

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Cougar Commercials

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Heather

Hornitos Tequila, Makes you do what you wouldn’t ordinarily do (commercial) guy:  Gonna call this Hot Cougar I met last night. dials phone Friend:  Shhhh!  My family’s in town. Silence as a cell phone begins to ring. Friend (yells to … Continue reading →

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Because Sometimes Penis is unintentional

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Heather

Once again, The Bloggess spreads the humor to the cosmos.  I’ve always enjoyed her “10 weirdest things people send me” but this one just made me really giggle. Could be the “shape” of the thing! Accidental Penis And OMG… read … Continue reading →

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Our Deepest Fear

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Heather

This quote is in many ways my core belief.  So core that I am often baffled by people who don’t believe this at their core also. Our Deepest Fear Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest … Continue reading →

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Pandora

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Heather

I’m sure many of you have heard of Pandora Radio.  Me, primarily because I tend to date men younger than my age group!  lol  Or I date internet junkies, like me.  In any case, I’ve heard it mentioned several times.  … Continue reading →

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Blow Jobs, the Update

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Heather

I was listening to this comedian, who said… You know how when you’re girlfriend asks you to do something.  And you don’t really want to do it, so you do a really BAD job at it hoping she’ll never ask … Continue reading →

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iPod ROCKS (for chores)

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Heather

I love my iPod Touch but I’ve never really used it much for playing music.  Primarily because I only have about 4 songs on it!  Then I learned how to rip my cd’s onto my computer and select certain songs … Continue reading →

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Spa Day at Your Gym

Posted on July 26, 2010 by Heather

I’m not really a spa kind of girl.  I’ve done it.. but I tend to do it with a baffled, okaaaaay??… kind of attitude.  I’ve bathed in mud and milk, done the sauna and steam, had a facial and massage … Continue reading →

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