Author Archives: Heather

Status Update

Hopefully many of you already know there has been a recent change in my “status” from Married to Single.  We haven’t divorced (yet) nor truly separated (again, yet) but we’ve decided to “be single” and still live together due to … Continue reading

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Strength

So I’m at Costco loading up the few groceries I bought and next to me are two older Asian gentlemen trying to wrestle a huge boxed item into the trunk.  Nope, it’s not going to fit I said to myself.  … Continue reading

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Maintenence Required

My lovely new car has a little light that pops up and says “Maint. Req.”  I know this because it lit up and I took it to the shop.  And I was thinking… wouldn’t it be nice if more things … Continue reading

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License Expired

Marriage is such complicated subject.  Gay marriage, the divorce rate, not to mention the craziness religion adds to the whole institution.   Is it a coincidence that “commit me to an institution” means straight jackets and drugs yet we call marriage … Continue reading

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Dave from College

So I bit the bullet and got on Facebook.   I’m probably going to do MySpace also so I can pester the 22 year olds!  Anyway while seeing who from my past was on Facebook I was amazed to find an … Continue reading

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The Search

I am in a somewhat single situation far too complicated to go into here.  But suffice it to say I have been doing GNO (girls night out) with a new perspective recently.  And I have learned some interesting things. First … Continue reading

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The IPhone/IPod world

So my boss says to me, “I want to take our product and have it made into an IPhone App.   Get that done, will ya?”  Not really as scary as it sounds since my boss is also my mother and … Continue reading

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The good and the bad

 So the bad news is I seem to be forgetting to empty pockets in my hurry to get the laundry done.  So my dryer now has an interesting pattern of thin lines of baked gum through it.  And I found out … Continue reading

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If Sarcasm Ruled the World

In checking out The Blogess the other day I came across a cute little link which I followed.  But at the bottom of that link was this hysterical list. Check out this “If Sarcasm Ruled the World” put on by … Continue reading

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Me and the Law

I’ve had several encounters with the police in my many years.  Some of them are quite commonplace and some of them are like, “Shit…what were you thinking!” There was the time I briefly dated a cop.  I never felt so … Continue reading

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