Author Archives: Heather

My First Orgasm

I love this story for many reasons…it’s so me and so eighties.  I call it my first Orgasm but that’s a little misleading.  I’ve been masturbating since a child so I’ve had orgasms…trillions of orgasms…our national debt in pennies worth … Continue reading

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The Lovely Oklahoma Trip

Oklahoma has been fun, although not as fun as traveling without the boss would be, in the flirting department.  But never one to be discouraged I did my fair share of entertaining those around me.  I did end up sitting … Continue reading

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Bumper Stickers I Love

Most of these I found on Pegasus Publishing.  www.pegasuspublishing.com     But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?  It is the East and Juliet is   AAAAAAAAAAAA   THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *FOOM*                    –Vampire Theatre                                                                       MY KID SELLS … Continue reading

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People Prisms

These days I often feel fractured.  Like there are so many sides to me I have to take one off and put the another one on whenever I move to a new task.   Less chaotic than a multiple personality and more … Continue reading

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My mom and I

My mom and I have been best friends since I was about 16.  The funny thing is we are not that much alike.  I mean, I do have a lot of her wonderful qualities but if I was going to … Continue reading

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Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

Hello all four of you my many fans, I’m selfishly demanding feedback.  Yes, again…I know I’m always nagging for that.  But you get to connect with me and I love that yet I want more I want feedback, harrassment, comments, something!  … Continue reading

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A Coincidence of Men

My friends are complaining that my blogs don’t sound like the bold, fun and saucy me they were hoping for.  Well, I’ll get to that…heeheehee…but I should start slow as I feel my way.  And to that end I’ve divided … Continue reading

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Salad Dressing

My girlfriend’s trying to do it all.  She’s working 30 hrs a week in the public school system, going to college part time to get her teaching degree, raising two daughters and wistfully thinking about what it might be like … Continue reading

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My Music

Music is something that is everywhere.  Live, phones, radio, almost all media except print has it.  No one can go to the gym without their music and if they forget…well the gym plays its own!  Although sometimes…who chooses that stuff…sheesh, … Continue reading

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Virgin Blog

Wow…blogging.  So many would say, “yeah, so?”  My friends would say, “About time girl!”  And I’m like…oooooh a shiny new toy.  I immediately went to sort it and change it and style it.   But my webmaster said to get used … Continue reading

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