Most of these I found on Pegasus Publishing. www.pegasuspublishing.com
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is
AAAAAAAAAAAA THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FOOM*
–Vampire Theatre
MY KID SELLS TERM PAPERS
TO YOUR HONOR STUDENT
Knowledge is Power.
Power corrupts.
Study Hard. Be evil.
God was my Co-Pilot
…but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.
My kid swindled your honor student at the
FERENGI COLLEGE OF BUSINESS
Where students learn to profit from more than just mistakes.
And the one that used to be on my van…sadly totaled with the vehicle by the insurance company:
I get along with God just fine
It’s his fan clubs I can’t stand!
Enjoy guys…I’m off to Oklahoma for a conference. I’ll try to post more about my movie night tomorrow.