Spooning is nice but Forking is better!

Got to love free HBO.  There are a lot of good movies I’ve been watching lately.  Several romantic comedies.  And they had these incredibly funny lines about sex.  The first one is above, that tag line in my title.  That one made me giggle for 30 minutes!


And I like this one….

When it comes to sex, think globally, act locally!


I really had to stop and think when I heard this one.  Because if we look back on our dating experience this line is sooo obvious!

The power in any relationship is whoever cares less… but that’s not happiness.


So after several hours of romantic comedies I realized one thing.   Men and women in dating…

its like you’re riding the same ride but you got different tickets.. women want to get off at the Relationship Roundup and men want to keep going.  ‘Cuz they’re enjoying the ride and they may not enjoy Relationship Roundup as much.

Fact is women think that if they’re intriguing enough, you’ll blindly follow them off the train.  Truth is men get off when the ride starts to make them carsick!

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