I’ve been noticing a new trend (okay its new to ME!) in some porn lately. (yes, I watch porn… get over yourself, who DOESN’T!)
So this new trend I’m talking about… spitting. Now, I’m open minded and will allow that some people enjoy watching a guy spit on his or her parts to lube then up. And I’ve seen the occasional spit on their partner thing and even have their partners spit on them back. But I don’t find it arousing in any way. Mostly I think.. “Wow, that’s pretty good aim.” Or I just say, “Ewww!!”
But I have found that sometimes there comes a moment in intimacy where you want or need a little extra lubricant and don’t want to stop to run to the bathroom because you didn’t prepare properly! In those moments a little extra spit can be a wonderful thing, as a quick fix!
Plus there are the times when a man uses his hand to “finish” his lovely sexual encounter. Usually so he can dispense with cuming in a condom! And I’ve found, with some men, that they prefer the extra lube of a little spit in those situations.
Now, if I’m lucky, I’m close enough to participate in this type of external ejaculation. And one such occasion I tried to supply a little lube, with some spit. And almost ruined the moment by giggling.
Because apparently, I cannot spit.
Apparently, I should have been practicing this! (Like a hick! Or a guy!) Who knew it would be a skill I would wish I had! Goodness, did all those girls in the porn movies take a Spitting Class, or something? You know.. right after they spend 3 hours in the gym keeping their bodies toned and just before they get their spray on tan.
All I know is me and my boys are going to each take a glass of water and start a practicing!! Not gonna let those porn girls be better at EVERYTHING!
Besides, maybe a spitting class will cut down on the mess in the bathroom after they brush their teeth!!