I spent the Fourth with Sex God & his daughter. We went over to his Ex’s to BBQ burgers & do Fireworks. We tried to find a movie to watch on Zume or Torrenz or Netflix… and ended up watching a horrible B movie called 2012. I think the Ex thought it was the John Cusack version.. cuz she & I spent several minutes discussing what WE would do if Cusack was our neighbor. (It involved lots of “borrowing a cup of sugar!”)
Anyway it was a HORRIBLE flick but trashing it had all three of us laughing our ass off. Sex God’s daughter didn’t want to watch the film so she disappeared up to her room. 20 minutes into the movie she trots downstairs with marks on her face and ribbon tied to her sunglasses. (Perspective.. she’s like 13 years old)
“I’m ready for the fireworks!” she announces.
We’re looking at her trying to figure out what’s up with her face. She’s showing off her glasses. Then she explains, pointing to areas on her face.
“I wrote ‘Fourth of July'” she grins.
Sex God starts to laugh and says, “You wrote that in the mirror, didn’t you?”
Sure enough… it was backwards!
We all busted up laughing. Sex God’s daughter yelped in frustration & ran to her room. He was right behind her with his camera yelling, “Let me get it on YouTube!”