I can hear my loyal readers screaming it! More naughty Stuff.
Right… haha. The few readers I do have only sporadically read this blog.
Which I totally get. Cuz I’ve been busy and wrapped up in work and kids during the summer so on this blog its seems most of my posts are about that! But partly that’s due to being excessively busy. It’s easier to write up a quick post of something funny the kids did than to spend a lot of thought on one I’ve only half worked on.
Cuz man am I busy at work, with the kids, and dating. Lots and lots of dating! And the irony of that is when you meet many men, you don’t really learn anything new in the Naughty department. New usually comes from play night two or three of a man you’ve found nicely entertaining.
I have several FWB’s who I adore playing with. They are usually very exploratory, fun outside the bedroom as well as in it and they are drooling to find some time in their schedules to mesh with mine. And that’s the crux of the problem. They are never free when I’m free and I’m never free when they are. lol. Like, Tongue God is usually only free for a mid-week afternoon delight, which I can only do when the kids are in school! And when he’s swamped at work, he can’t do that either! lol.
My Tasty Man plays softball or baseball for fun on his free weekends. Sadly his team is good enough that he’s like NEVER free! Plus he’s a single parent and that makes his evenings as sparse as mine. As much as he wants another play night.. he seems to be never free for it. lol.. and I’d really like one also! But I’ll let him call me when he’s free. lol
Still sorting through the interesting new men but one has already proven to be a favorite. I’ve nicknamed him Phat Boy, cuz his tool has a fat head, hee hee. He also has several pluses.. he likes the same music as me, singing along with me on the radio at midnight after a movie, so fun. He’s very handsome with gorgeous blue eyes & long black lashes. And his length is so nice, not too long, that I can tilt my hip in juuuust the right way that his body hits three sensitive areas down there. Wowza.
I STILL keep getting emails from men in the OC. lol.. Sex God is there, plus Tasty Man! There are too many men in my too far away! lol I’m trying to find someone more local!
Yummy!
But when the email from an OC man is accompanied with a picture of a cute, hot, 34 year old who surfs… well, I gotta meet that.
I’m sure there’s a law somewhere with heavy penalties if I pass that up!