The Many Types of Cougars

I didn’t chose to join the Cougar Facebook page but didn’t object when I was Jumped In or Added or however it happened.  Its a compliment.  Most of the women that post on the site seem to be Pros trying to garner whatever it is they want.  Young pictures & “this is what I’m looking for, come please me” kind of postings.  Its amusing to see because this is what the men are subjected to on the Dating Site I’m on.   There are the male versions of these women also on the site and there is even one guy who seems like he’s pimping women!

I don’t post pictures on the site.  I’m not there to garner compliments or attention from Cubs.  I get plenty of that in person from local men! lol  And most of the Cubs on the site are not in Los Angeles, so their only motivation would be Cybersex and I don’t have the time for that.  Its why I don’t accept the friend requests from these Cubs.  Endless private conversations… Good God, that can eat up hours!

Why am I on the page then?  Well, its nice to talk to others with the same attitude.  Share opinions about what makes a Cougar or Cub.  Or at least I THOUGHT it was!  Apparently I offended the delicate sensibilities of some Cougars who feel that being “Classy” is a hard line definition of what it is to be a Cougar.

Ahhhh. obviously these women haven’t been to the Urban Cougar website  www.urbancougar.com  Or if they have didn’t get to the page where they list the Cougar Classifications.  Because women are as different as they always have been.  And Cougar/Cub … its a relationship definition not a female stereotype with only one type!  lol  Urban Cougar lists these very different types of Cougars.

Rolls Royce:  A limited edition, top-of-the-line model cougar. Rich, good-looking, and extremely hard to find. She’s a genuine woman of the world. Historically divorcees and heiresses, the Rolls Royce today is a high-powered executive, entrepreneur, doctor or lawyer. She lives large and is much more discerning about her prey then any of her fellow cougars.

Cadillac:   Almost a Rolls Royce, but distinctly American.  Though still elegant, she’s a bit loud and humming with horsepower. She can be spotted wearing sexy evening wear or rocking Juicy sweats at Neiman Marcus.

Trans Am:  The 80’s style cougar. Totally wild and all muscle. She’s a hard-living, cleavage-bearing sexual dynamo, known for her obsession with glam metal.

Americanus Farma: The neglected farm cougar has labored all her life, fending for herself and her children through three unsuccessful marriages to lazy older men. She still has plenty of sparks left in her. Non-materialistic, she loves mudding, 4-wheeling, working the land, and casting a line. For her, it’s full moon nights at the lake and a bonfire with a cozy man.

Me?  I’m half Cadillac and half TransAM.  Wild & humming with horsepower but not into the heavy metal music.  I can be elegant but tend to enjoy doing the same things my Cubs do, clubbing, concerts & the beach (since so many are surfers).  Fine dining, fine arts & fine “things” do not define me nor my Cougar-dom.  lol.. Maybe there should be a new definition for me.. California Cougar!

I think the biggest difference between  me and their definition (and I mean the hauteur ladies on the site not UrbanCougar.com) is that I don’t hunt cubs … they hunt me. 😉   Perhaps they prefer an attainable Cougar and not the one high on her Classy Hill.  Although I’m sure there are Cubs that enjoy and pursue that challenge.  But not all.  I also don’t “hunt” JUST for the fun of it, seducing men as foreplay and then dropping them with no follow through.  As one woman described enjoying the hunt much more than the act.  Really?  The hunt is fun but if the sex is that bad….   just saying.

But the “Classy” Rolls Royce (so they think) Cougars have decided I’m too “slutty” and I bring the site down to a base level too low for them.  Which  is exactly the reason I dislike Classy.  Because some people who chose Classy seem to feel Judgment needs to come with it!  lol

I mean if the conversation bothers her… don’t read it!   And if you accidentally get caught up in a thread that turns in a direction you don’t like … hell, there IS an unsubscribe button for it!

Me…. I was just answering questions posed to me, and answering with honesty.  I’m not ashamed of who I am, what I do and who I do it with.  Makes me wonder if they are with all that “discretion” they surround themselves with!  lol

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