The Slut Union

It seems like every group has a Union or a representative of some sort.  Farmers, Teachers, Cops, Firemen, Garment Workers, Auto Workers, Nurses…. everyone!  I’m wondering if we ever legalized prostitution would we Sluts get a Union?

I mean, its kind of enjoyable to imagine it. 😉

I’m sure the meetings would be extremely casual wear, maybe held in a hotel room.  Then again, women like the power of their individual hotness… so maybe there would be a lot of “Personal Specialty” wear.  That would be very, very fun.  Because there would definitely be some “Ooooo, I love those boots!  Where did you get that bustier!”

There may not be snacks but I’m sure alcohol would be served!

And what perks are we Unionizing for?   John provided condoms?  The rights to video tape the work place “for protection”?

Obviously it wouldn’t be TOO difficult to “bribe” a politician!  We have the currency EVERYONE wants whether they admit it or not! heeheehee

UPDATE:

Turns out there IS an advocacy group!  PONY… Prostitutes of New York, there to try and decriminalize it & help support sex workers.   Thanks to Chip for spreading their good work! 🙂

PONY

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