Eeeevery so often my body seems to feel like it got an extra dose of”The Horn Dogs”. This always seems to happen round Ovulation. Duh! Of course, a woman would get horny at the time her body is trying to conceive. lol But sometimes the hormone dump I seem to get is a double dose!
Last Tuesday was such a day. Holy shit, was my mind on sex! Just couldn’t get the overwhelming desire to be doing it from knocking on my consciousness. Every damn minute!
Of course, it didn’t help that I was exchanging lovely, naughty emails & texts with the HOT man I met last weekend. The one whose picture I posted on an earlier post. (He read the blog and was soooo flattered by it… point, point, point!) So I’m whining about how all this sexting is just making me horny, and he emails me. His re line in the email… “Does this help?” I open the attachment and see a lovely picture of him standing in nothing but red briefs. While I drooling over that I look a little closer… is that? Oh yes it is!! A beautiful erection is clearly outlined! 😉
“Does this help?” Um… NO!!! It does not!! Hahahaha.
Because with this level of desire hormones running through my system.. I become a little obsessed with what I can only describe as “want”.
Want. Want, want, want. …. WAAANT! Want to touch, to taste. I want to find out all his fantasies and fulfill them. I want to tie him up and find all the points on his body that make him gasp and moan and beg for more. The “Want” was overwhelming.
I swear I got so very little accomplished on Tuesday!
And this is the very reason I claim my libido is that of an 18 year old male. Because THIS must be what they go through… this obsession and raging desire. I can only pity the poor teenage boy! Especially the poor teenage boy of my three sons who may have inherited my libido! (All I can say is condoms, condoms, condoms!)
Thankfully (or not, depending on who you talk to!) by Wednesday/Thursday my body is back to normal. I can function! Yay… lol.
Although I’m still getting little mini-orgasms whenever I drive. I love my Corolla’s crappy suspension! 😉